Dodd

AUSCHWITZ

While looking for some grub in Poland, Dodd stumbled across this weird brick fortress. He thought to himself this would be a great place to set up a camp for the hungry. Unfortunately it was getting late so he couldn’t explore the camp, but he took this awesome photo.

Dodd Mohr was in New York during 9/11.  At first he thought it was a classic George W. Bush prank, however after the second plane hit, he knew it wasn’t Bush’s style, so it must have been the work of his buddies in Al Qaeda. He of course neglected to help save the victims of the attack as he does have connections with Osama Bin Laden, the Ba’ath Party  and various other middle-eastern terrorist organizations. 

DODD’S AFRICAN ASSISTING ADVENTURE

Dodd enjoyed his trip to Africa, however he did not like how the kids asked to drink some of his water and for a bite of his granola bar whenever he pulled one out. So when he was ready to eat his pie, he had to venture far off from the village because he didn’t want those pygmies ruining his dinner.

Dodd fell in love with the culture in the African village of Chilanga. Dodd enjoyed helping the children “become of age” and he decided to capture a picture of after he helped these children. It was these kids’ first time seeing a smartphone, this was the first picture these kids have ever been in. But it was also the last. Despite Dodd’s efforts, moments after this photo was taken, a leopard came into the village and slaughtered every single soul. Dodd of course escaped with his life by the skin of his teeth. Of course the only reason he was able to escape was because he threw a child into the leopard’s jaws, allowing him to steal the village’s only donkey and ride off into the sunset. Some call Mr. Dodd a terrible man, with nothing but selfish evil in his heart. However, most see him as a badass with a sweet enchanted African dagger (which he stole of course).

Dodd on 9/11

Dodd Mohr was in New York during 9/11.  At first he thought it was a classic George W. Bush prank, however after the second plane hit, he knew it wasn’t Bush’s style, so it must have been the work of his buddies in Al Qaeda. He of course neglected to help save the victims of the attack as he does have connections with Osama Bin Laden, the Ba’ath Party  and various other middle-eastern terrorist organizations. 


Side note: Dodd would occasionally play TF2 with Bin Laden back in ’09